milo ([info]deussum) wrote,
@ 2003-03-26 21:09:00
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Long Sentence. Short Thought.

Trying to illustrate god's strength with the abundance and variety of life on Earth is irrational, if not futile, when clearly the infinite lack of life, the life that could be but is not, the only thing against which to measure life's magnitude, will always be infinitely greater. Loser!

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Life Is A Metaphor -- Mad props to the String Theory
[info]samaralynn
2003-03-26 10:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm bored so I'll present you with a rickety-rattling, dichotomous lecture:

I would think the heart of the answer to that lies in the definition of "life" or "worthy of life". All methods of reason crumble at the Source of the Most Pure. Somewhere between subatomic activity and radical biblical prophecies lies a force that defines life and determines the magnitude of all instances of matter throughout the Universe.

<Overdone Pro-Religous Metaphor>
The hand that molds the clay on the pottery wheel of the Universe doesn't deserve too much more credit than the clay's ability to hold itself together and "be a masterpiece" on it's own. However, like a stubborn hand, NatureGOD will seem to look the other way and cater more to the "living". As for the clay that was pressed off of the magnificent display of artistry....well...in time, the reject residue, "the clay that could have been but is not" will manage to create a masterpiece of it's own as well, and no other force is as deserving of credit (positive OR negative) than "the hand" that once seemed to ignore.

"GOD" in this case hath done so little-eth as it seems he hath done nothing-eth at all-eth. The clay pot shit just hit the fan and now in 2003 so GOD decided to make a deal with Satan to let his demon child, "Dubyah" come to Earth and take most of the blame.
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Re: Life Is A Metaphor -- Mad props to the String Theory
[info]deussum
2003-04-01 11:06 am UTC (link)
<Underdone Pro-Logic Metaphor>

Suppose there is a lion trapped in the belly of a whale. And suppose that lion were faced with the prospect of suffocating if he or she did not remove the splinter lodged deep within his or her cornea. Now imagine that a leprechaun chanced upon this scene during one of his or her daily whale-bone marrow excavations. And upon his or her bloused knickers, the leprechaun wore a patch of duct tape symbolizing years of service to his or her local GM service center. Suppose now that there is only one possible scenario that might result in a positive outcome dependent upon which esophagus the lion and leprechaun are settled in. If they are in the Eastern esophagus, they will surely meet a perilous fate. If, however, they are in the North by Northwestern esophagus, god's alleged creations have a beginning and thus will always be infinitely less in variety and splendor than they could be. The very concepts of omnipotence, perfection, and all other superlative degrees awarded god Î man lend themselves by merit of their definitions to internal corrosion and ultimately dissolution.

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Re: The Sexy Pro-Logic in Coprophilia
[info]samaralynn
2003-04-01 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Ok, so there sit a grease monkey leprechaun and a one-eyed lion in a great marine mammal being pulverized by peristalsis, suffocating heat, and hydrochloric acids...

...so are you trying to say that it's a more dignified existence in the consistency of whale shit rather than counting dollar bills as you shit in a bidet in Beverly Hills??

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Re: The Sexy Pro-Logic in Coprophilia
[info]deussum
2003-04-02 10:41 am UTC (link)
Precisely. Wait a minute; were you on the forensics team in high school?

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Re: The Sexy Pro-Logic in Coprophilia
[info]samaralynn
2003-04-02 10:46 am UTC (link)
Ha Haah, I belonged to the group of nerd-chicks that wore the thick sweaters and loose fitting jeans and skirts to hide their figure. Debate team was fun....dating was not.....but this is not my biography..

IT'S YOURS!

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